All condomed out

I just packed 360 condoms — 180 Durex XXL, 90 Durex Natural Feeling, 90 Joe Lube brand Mazzoni Center — and 90 3 ML packets of Joe Lube lubrication for a weekly sex party in Philly. Those are some of the styles we stock and thus why it’s what we give out. Here’s to hoping each and every one ends up on a penis. Please make my finger fatigue worth it.