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I’m disappointed in you, Sweden

Posted by Condomologist on February 28, 2009

In my mind, Sweden is a wealthy, peaceful country of beautiful people where condoms are flowing in the streets (I have nothing to base this on, but when do you ever hear bad news coming out of Scandinavia?). So it makes me sad that thieves felt the need to break into a univerity’s sexual health center and steal 50 condoms. But they were XL condoms, and maybe a big sex party with men with large penises was taking place that night and they’d spent all their money on food and booze and decorations, and they just felt an urgency to get the necessary protection right away. That is the story I will tell myself. Otherwise, shame on you guys.

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3 Responses to “I’m disappointed in you, Sweden”

  1. Joshy K said

    Xtra large? That provesmy innocence.

  2. […] by Jonathan on March 6, 2009 Apparently the Swedish condom thieves started a […]

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